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“Where in Paris can I find the highest concentration of braless women?” I have never before asked myself this question (honestly!), but a French senior political advisor has, and he gives the answer in his book ‘Guide des Jolies Femmes De Paris’ or ‘Guide to pretty women in Paris’.
In the 190-page book, which for sure won’t win him many fans among feminists, Pierre-Louis Colin - a speech-writer for the French foreign minister - lists the best places to ogle women in Paris.
"Just as every region has its gastronomy, every quartier has its feminine speciality," as Colin poetically puts it.
According to Colin good spots are the Madeleine neighborhood, where the women are noted for their ‘sublime legs’ and rue Montorgueil where "trendy youth notable for their G-strings and the near disappearance of the bra", are to be found. But the top spot on Colin's list is the Menilmontant district in the 20. arr, where you'll find: "perfectly shameless cleavages, radiant breasts often uncluttered by a bra."
In the book, Colin generously shares his insider tips and he writes that in the Café Louis-Phillipe in the 4. arr guests can look up women’s skirts as they ascend a spiral staircase. Charming!
While many of my female friends would probably call the book a creepy pervert’s guide to Paris, monsieur Colin insists on viewing the subject of braless women in a larger context by arguing that the freedom to contemplate the beauty of women is a key part of French culture and by stating that his book is a rebellion against Anglo-Saxon culture and political correctness. Remember this excuse the next time you’re told off for telling dirty jokes!
Writer David Rich Momondo