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There’s a change in the air here in Melbourne. Leaves are turning red, orange and gold… the sun is setting sooner… the wind has a certain chill to it… people seem more drunk… definitely more drunk… what can it be? Of course…! Huzzah! Football season has come at last!
If you happen to be in Melbourne during footy season (March to September), you cannot escape it. The coaches and players are splashed all over the media, punters sport coloured team scarves and the pubs are packed for pre- and post-game parties.
Sound familiar? Of course. You see it in your own home town, from London to Liberia, Budapest to Bogota. But there’s a slight difference here.

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In most other parts of the world, the term ‘football’ refers to a round ball game. A game comprising exquisite skill, meticulous footwork and a certain amount of flair. In Australia, football refers to Australian Rules Football, a game played with an oval ball on a large oval field with four posts at each end. A game comprising equally exquisite skills yet a certain amount of savagery (and perhaps stupidity).
In Australia, the round ball game that attracts billions of viewers and is played worldwide is known disparagingly as ‘soccer’. To the average Australian, soccer is characterised by big money, endlessly boring matches, nil-all draws and most excruciatingly, the hideous practice of ‘diving’ (see the 90th minute of the 2006 World Cup match between Australia and Italy and you will understand our distaste).

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Yes, I have been told all about the fantastic atmosphere at soccer games - the singing, the chanting, the (sometimes violent!) passion in the terraces. But with all the kicking, jumping, marking, handballing, bouncing, tackling and shirt fronting on display in Aussie Rules, there’s no time for all that other stuff. There’s barely enough time to get your beers.
Aussie Rules (also known as AFL) is played throughout the country, by rough and ready kids in the suburbs, sheep farmers in the bush, and barefoot Aboriginal kids in the desert. In fact, football features a large number of incredibly talented indigenous players who possess skills that could have only been forged during the dreaming.
Melbourne, although not the capital of Australia, is definitely the capital of footy. The Melbourne Cricket Ground (MCG) is the spiritual home of football, a world-class sport’s stadium which holds at its capacity in excess of 100,000 fans.

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Generally speaking, you can just show up at the MCG (or many of the other stadiums around the country in which footy is played) and buy yourself a ticket for a match. But there are some big games which you may like to book ahead on the internet a couple of weeks in advance, such as a semi-final, the ANZAC day match, which honours all the Australians who have died in war, or the Dreamtime at the ‘G’ match, which acknowledges all Indigenous people and players. Of course, you’ve got to be in quick if you want to go to the Grand Final – the play off for the number one team – which is held on the last day of September.
If you can’t get to a game, you can certainly watch the footy and join in the spirit (and drinking) at many pubs around Melbourne with a big screen TV. My local pub, The Brunswick East, shows most matches live-to-air, which is handy for me, as I don’t have Foxtel at home (nor do I have a bar).
I hope that the below video will convince you about how fantastic Australian footy really is:
Meet Brad

What is your country and which footy team do you support?
I am a Gunditjmara man and support the Fitzroy/ Brisbane Lions. I also play for the Fitzroy Stars footy team.
What makes Australian Rules Football so special?
It’s a great team sport and requires different skills to play, such as ball handling skills, plus you also need to be a quick thinker.
Why are Indigenous players so talented at the game? [Note: The percentage of Aboriginal players in the AFL is far higher than their percentage of population].
Aboriginal players are highly skilled at AFL because of their genealogy. We used to be hunters and gatherers, so of course you’d have to be quick on your feet to catch a kangaroo. Also, Aboriginal people have found that when they are good at footy, they become more accepted in the community, it breaks down racism.