Stockholm Streetwalker

Dancing 'til Dawn On The Booze Cruise

2011-04-29T07:27:00Z

April 29 is the International Dance Day. At Momondo we totally support a day dedicated to dancing and we've decided to celebrate the day too. Therefore we’ve asked our city bloggers to come up with their favourite spots to go and dance or watch others do it. So put on your boogie shoes and let our bloggers guide you through the best dance spots in cities across the world.

Let's dance #4: Stockholm

The minute my boyfriend Jan orders a vodka Red Bull, you know it’s going to be a long night.

So there we were—me, Jan, and our friends Bert and Frasse—having just finished dining, knowing all too well what lay ahead. We were at Torget (by far the most reliable gay watering hole in Stockholm) and on a Sunday night, it was positively hoppin’. We had seen posters up advertising a party at Collage, but we had been to that club a couple weeks earlier for a special party in honor of Grace Jones. You know how it is living the glamorous life: been there, done that…

No, tonight we had our sights set on something much less swanky and cool. We were jonesin’ for some crazy dancing. So, like many of our Torget cohorts, we headed for the boat.

Now, let me explain that in Stockholm there are quite a few boats of renown, the Vasa and ThaiBoat among them. But if you say you’re going to dance on 'the boat', everyone knows you’re talking about Patricia.

Permanently moored at Slussen, this ship regularly attracts attention from tourists with its bizarre decor—each weekend’s party has a different theme, from bubble parties and 'Glitter and Glamour' to 'Christmas in July' (which sounds a lot better in Swedish: Jul i Juli). It’s not the most coordinated decorative program in the world, so expect to see mannequins of pirates climbing the rigging next to a giant blow-up snowman. Fridays and Saturdays belong to the straights, but the camp factor really explodes for the Sunday gay crowd. On the particular Sunday in question, the staff members were all decked out like Easter witches, which—despite its local charm—isn’t the sexiest of get-ups.

Photo: Roadkills Collective

No matter, we were there to dance. Oh, and dance we did. There are three different dance floors located throughout the boat, and on certain weekends you can catch live performances of various Swedish schlager stars.

— What do you mean, you don’t know what schlager is?! Well, you’re clearly not one of the hordes of gay Brits that descend on Stockholm every spring for the final week of Melodifestivalen, Sweden’s all-important contest to choose its Eurovision contestant. Those wretched excuses for pop songs performed at the Eurovision contest? That’s schlager.

Photo: Nico.se

Of course, the beauty of schlager lies in its complete lack of dignity, which also happens to be the number one requisite for great club dancing. (That, and a mind-blowing amount of vodka and Red Bull.) So we embraced the night, and let our bodies loose to the predictable downbeat rhythms, the power-ballad vocals, and the stilted, illogical lyrics. It’s like some sort of purification ritual—I can’t explain its appeal in rational terms.

Nevertheless, there were definitely times when the schlager was too much to bear, so we took breaks at the other dance floors playing more traditional club fare, or on the top of the ship, where the open-air bar has a fabulous view of Skeppsbron, Skeppsholmen, and Strömmen (that is, if you manage to see out of the cloud of cigarette smoke engulfing you).

“We’ve got to go dancing more often,” we slurred at each other

Photo: Oskarlin

I mean, it’s not like there isn’t anywhere to go. In the gay world, the clubbing landscape has undergone some tectonic shifts with the closing of Lino (king of Saturday nights) and the opening of Libra and Paradise. But for clubbers of any sexual orientation, Debaser has the latest and coolest performers and djs, and there are always occasional parties like 'Slick' at Södra Teatern or events organized by the promoters at Monday Bar. And beyond the usual prepster-dominated clubs in and around Stureplan, Kungsgatan’s clubs reliably attract rowdy weekend revelers. (But as a friend put it to me, they're very svennigt, which seems to be Stockholm’s equivalent of Manhattan’s scorned 'bridge and tunnel crowd'.)

So we really have no excuse for limiting our dancing to the occasional blow-out weekend. Jan and I only left when Patricia’s lights started flashing around 5 o’ clock. Outside, the harsh dawn light greeted us, and it was clear that Monday was going to consist primarily of bad television and greasy McDonald’s fare.

Which, every once in a while, is totally worth it.

Go further:

Let's dance #1: Moving and shaking with Cairo's own
Let's dance #2: Swinging New York: Fancy a shag?
Let's dance #3: Dancing down the Spree
Let's dance #5: London's retro dance explosion

The Imposing - er, “National Romantic” - Architectural Tour of Stockholm

2009-05-29T14:54:00Z

Photo: Ankur Gulati

Now, if you know Swedes at all, you can appreciate that nationalistic isn’t exactly the first word to come to mind when you think of them. Don’t get me wrong, Swedes are proud of being Swedes, and deep down they think they’re pretty great—but they wouldn’t ever tell you that to your face. Displays of national pride make them very uncomfortable. I remember when I applied for my residence visa at the Swedish Consulate in New York, there was a pamphlet in the waiting room that read, “Sweden is almost as wonderful as your own country.” Until only a few years ago, June 6th (National Day) wasn’t even a day off from work, and it can be pretty entertaining to watch Swedes’ tentative, awkward celebrations each year.

But this wasn’t always the case: starting at around the turn of the 20th century and peaking in the 1910s, the National Romantic style of architecture was all the rage in this city, and there are plenty of landmarks around to prove it. Just as in many countries in Europe at this time, this movement was a conscious attempt to create—and celebrate!—a uniquely Swedish aesthetic. So what did they do? By melding together brick, copper, fantasies of Viking empires, occasional asymmetry, and a phobia of natural daylighting, the solution was, well, imposing architecture.

The 7 Sexiest Statues In Stockholm

2010-10-21T12:31:00Z

Photo: Jamieca

A commonly heard complaint among visitors to Stockholm is that Swedes aren’t the free-wheeling sexpots they’re often portrayed to be. And it’s true, their formal, polite demeanor can be a hard nut to crack. Wait, I take that back: without alcohol, their formal, polite demeanor can be a hard nut to crack. In normal, daily life it’s rare to encounter any sexual spark in the population, as public interaction between strangers tends to err on the side of firmly uninterested. Then again, it could be a question of being attuned to it: my boyfriend Jan will occasionally nudge me as we’re walking around town, and insist that some guy we just passed was checking me out.

Uh-huh. Sure.

But recently I’ve been developing a new theory: the entire population of this city has managed to sublimate its massive, roiling libido into... *drumroll please*

...bronze statuary.

Yup, it’s true: once you notice it, the city reveals itself to be a veritable orgy in verdigris. As proof, I’m pleased to present The Seven Sexiest Statues in Stockholm:

Topless Summer in Stockholm

2011-06-29T12:49:00Z

Summer is up and cities across the globe have planted palm trees and trucked in tons of sand to urban riverfronts to create the feeling of a lazy day at the shore. Urban beaches are a hit and Momondo guides you to our favourites.

Stockholm

My fiance claims that Scandinavia has the highest per capita ownership of convertibles in the world. While I find that extremely hard to believe, he explains that since Swedish summers aren’t that hot and humid, there are actually more opportunities here to drive around, well, topless. I’m still not convinced he’s correct about the cars, but he does have a point that Swedish summers are relatively cool and pleasant. So it may surprise you that even here in the Great North, we’ve got actual beaches throughout our fair city for taking advantage of our extremely long sunshine days.

Buried Treasure All Throughout Stockholm

2010-12-06T14:05:00Z

Photo: Anna_t

Yesterday, my fiance Jan and I were riding the subway (the T-bana) home when he suddenly pointed out the window. ”Oh, so that’s what they were doing, they were putting in those LED things...”

Find out about the 'LED things' and subway art in Stockholm below:

Beer, Chocolate and Afro Culture: Stockholm’s Fall Festivals

2010-09-28T13:40:00Z

Photo: Erwin Schoonderwaldt

Well, autumn is definitely in the air here in Stockholm. The temperature is brisk, university students have returned to the city en masse, sweaters and scarves are back in storefront window displays, and the city starts gearing up for the ever-approaching, long season of darkness. And after the summer’s seemingly endless vacations at faraway outposts, there’s a definite energy in the air as things start to happen in the city once again. Below is a rundown of a few upcoming festivals and events that are filling up the rest of this year’s social season in Stockholm.